Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sebastian Maniscalco

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New Parents...

New Parents...

4 days ago



24 days ago

Reading Time

Reading Time

Month ago

How do you get it?


2 months ago

Sebastian Says - Part 2
Quarantine Check- In
Where are my balls?
Do whales lay eggs?
'Sebastian Says' Part 5
I Miss Damo!!!

I Miss Damo!!!

3 months ago

Sebastian Says - Part 4
Happy Father’s Day
Sebastian Says - Part 3
My Grandparents

My Grandparents

4 months ago



4 months ago

Sebastian Says - Part 1
Quarantine Day 66

Quarantine Day 66

5 months ago

I'll Be Right Out...
Cake Queen

Cake Queen

6 months ago

  1. Sofia Blakey

    Sofia Blakey5 hours ago

    Really cute! So funny❣️

  2. Aniket's things

    Aniket's things5 hours ago

    Only true followers know it's a re-upload 🙃

  3. yael1818

    yael18185 hours ago

    indian food ! the best of all .. is there no indian community in california ??

  4. Mji X

    Mji X6 hours ago

    This is a classic!

  5. Kris Reid

    Kris Reid6 hours ago

    How do we get Sebastians sitcom made!?!? I would bombard networks with emails if I thought it would help!

  6. Subtle Nature

    Subtle Nature6 hours ago

    I guess 411 people who thumbed down, like to dress up as a baby

  7. Leigh K

    Leigh K6 hours ago

    This is the piece that got me hooked. So funny.

  8. Justin Ewen

    Justin Ewen7 hours ago

    Accurate!!! Haha 😂 it’s just offensive to show up unannounced nowadays.

  9. James Buckingham

    James Buckingham7 hours ago

    how does this guy have a TV show yet? ..with all the crappy Chuck Lorre shows which repeat the same jokes, this guy is ignored.

  10. Razias Razias

    Razias Razias8 hours ago

    This is how we do in Europe, in portugal is the same.

  11. Jack Wahl

    Jack Wahl8 hours ago


  12. Serenade2461

    Serenade24618 hours ago

    When I was a cleaner, I was cleaning a house and found a booger wall in the grandchildren's bedroom. Not fun when I realized what I just picked off the wall with my nail.

  13. Kathleen Henselder

    Kathleen Henselder8 hours ago

    So true😂

  14. Genevieve Roser

    Genevieve Roser8 hours ago

    this plandemic is nothing. try losing both your kids. THAT will test your marriage. But we're still going strong. 40 years this year

  15. Traveler 1980

    Traveler 19808 hours ago

    This is the bit where I first discovered Sebastian. Still hilarious!

  16. Nicholas Torres

    Nicholas Torres8 hours ago

    Laughing like it's my first time hearing this. Simply amazing, tight joke writing

  17. Jenn Celtic

    Jenn Celtic9 hours ago

    😂😂😂Still the best!!!😂😂😂

  18. Lady Tammy James

    Lady Tammy James9 hours ago

    Sara Lee Butter Streusel Coffee Cake is EVERYTHING!!!

  19. Agenda In Mind

    Agenda In Mind9 hours ago

    The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?! So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.

  20. f google- censorship[

    f google- censorship[10 hours ago

    F google n their censoring

  21. SugarPhantom

    SugarPhantom10 hours ago

    Ah we always had the S cookies in the house growing up! We especially had it with the “cawffee” and the Entenmann's when company came over!

  22. Lynette

    Lynette10 hours ago

    Funny...but on the practical side...those women who INSIST that everything is done 'as a duet' are simply not logical or realistic - what would be the purpose of TWO parents being sleep-deprived TOGETHER instead of ONE getting sleep and the other one attending to the baby? So if both parents don't have to go to work during the day, they can take TURNS at least...if one is a stay-at-home parent, then THIS parent should attend to the baby so that the OTHER PARENT gets rest to be able to attend to her/his job the next day. This political correctness is just SO irritating, and impractical...or shall I be political INcorrect and say pure and simply DUMB?

  23. Kelly Black

    Kelly Black11 hours ago

    push the button.

  24. Nicki Anaya

    Nicki Anaya11 hours ago

    "I'm here, can I approach?" 🤣

  25. J Ru

    J Ru11 hours ago

    Did you just change the title of this video? 🤣🤣🤣

  26. Melmin447

    Melmin44711 hours ago

    Oh how I can relate! I heard a knock on the door one day, and I immediately ducked down under my desk so as not to be seen - it was morning and I was still in my jammies and not showered yet, plus I just don't like answering the door (usually they are just canvassers or such). When I thought the coast was clear, I slowly poked my head back up, and all of a sudden I see a guy’s head bopping up and down in the side window trying to look in! I quickly ducked back down hoping he hadn’t seen me. This particular window is too far up for anyone to look in, and I thought he had to be freakishly tall, but turns out he had rolled a large rock over there to stand on and was jumping up and down on it to look in. I found out later that he was actually there for an appointment to do a home estimate, unbeknownst to me as I wasn’t handling that. He refused to come back (understandably), and we had to go with a different company to do the estimate. I was prepared for that one. 😂

  27. gamergeek

    gamergeek12 hours ago

    "I'm here can I approach?" Lmao.

  28. Janice Moio

    Janice Moio12 hours ago

    I just love this guy! He is hysterical and nails it every time🤣

  29. Chris

    Chris12 hours ago

    he called his parents these people lmfao

  30. Just Looking

    Just Looking12 hours ago

    "The kids have socks on, come sliding up to the door..." 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  31. Thin Blue Line Warrior

    Thin Blue Line Warrior12 hours ago

    Imagine disliking this video

  32. Derek Sparks

    Derek Sparks12 hours ago

    There was a time when getting tattoos set you apart, made you unique. It was actually interesting. Now, every Tom, Dick, and Harry, has one. People without tattoos are essentially unicorns. So the question is, does not having a tattoo make you more unique, as far as appearances go??? 🤔

  33. Lani Anne

    Lani Anne13 hours ago

    He acts this out so his family is a trained SWAT team! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  34. Lani Anne

    Lani Anne13 hours ago

    My mother-in-law was an Entenmann’s and coffee lady. This brings back nice memories. 😁😁😁😁

  35. Lani Anne

    Lani Anne13 hours ago


  36. Jandy Prins

    Jandy Prins13 hours ago

    My husband does tech support and it’s not just the older folks that act like this.

  37. Adora-bull Bulldog

    Adora-bull Bulldog14 hours ago

    We've watched all your specials on Netflix, annnnd, we can't resist watching you on youtube, also. THANK YOU for making us LOL, *especially* during this horrible pandemic !!!!


    THAT GUY OVA THERE !14 hours ago

    That piano 🎹 shit as a New Yorker like Pete you couldn’t get me to laugh 😆 any more tears 😭 holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  39. Stella Russo

    Stella Russo14 hours ago

    9:07 “So, I was talking to my lawyer the next day...”, I thought that sentence was going to end with “and he drew up a cease and desist letter for the ghost”.

  40. Adora-bull Bulldog

    Adora-bull Bulldog14 hours ago

    ROFL "those crap muffins are for you people!" :-)

  41. Adora-bull Bulldog

    Adora-bull Bulldog14 hours ago

    Thank you for making us LOL once again !!!!!!!! ..."we got PEOPLE!" :-)

  42. alex taramona

    alex taramona14 hours ago

    Why did I see Ben Stiller at 3:37?! Lol

  43. Brian Appel

    Brian Appel14 hours ago

    Too true. My ma always, always had a cake in the fridge. Then odd time she didn't, she'd arrange cookies on a plate. We had the brown and orange Sanka tin too. My aunt just kept her tin in the middle of the kitchen table. It was a better time.

  44. Jason Ruspic

    Jason Ruspic15 hours ago

    36 hacks


    [email protected]mail.com15 hours ago

    he is the best

  46. Deb G

    Deb G15 hours ago

    I LOVE this skit! It is 100% truth! Sanka & SaraLee, every bit of it 😁❤

  47. Love Heals

    Love Heals15 hours ago

    This was so funny, I seriously became worried if anything would ever make me laugh this hard again. I was legit in tears.

  48. Daniel Lacombe

    Daniel Lacombe15 hours ago

    always posting the same skits over and over....thats dumb...smh

  49. Linda Buck

    Linda Buck15 hours ago

    Trends of the 50’s and 60’s : garage door, kitchen door side door all entry friends an family: knock 2,3 raps-open door go in. But if the doorbell rings...someone’s selling something...😝

  50. Lisa C

    Lisa C15 hours ago

    First Sebastián bit I saw. Was a Facebook share by my Aunt. This is so true. ❤❤❤ Sebastián.

  51. It's Okay

    It's Okay16 hours ago

    I miss those days. I wish we could go back to the days before cell phones existed, like early 90s.

  52. R Nelson

    R Nelson16 hours ago

    I absolutely love your delivery! HBO should invest in you.

  53. Arctic Fox 0406

    Arctic Fox 040616 hours ago

    Is it bad that im 17 and i know what sanka is?

  54. Glad Glad 1

    Glad Glad 116 hours ago

    That’s so true I remembered my grandma cooking extra in case someone comes 😂😂😂😂

  55. Josh Walls

    Josh Walls16 hours ago

    side skipping 😂 thats some funny shit

  56. jwbjpb1

    jwbjpb116 hours ago

    This is hilarious's true. I grew up in the 1960s/70s and if the doorbell rang? We ran to see who was there to see us. Nowadays? We run from the door and hope whoever it is goes away soon. LOL.

  57. A-L SC

    A-L SC16 hours ago

    i cant get over this because as an immigrant this is how we used to be. i just love it

  58. BigMoo m

    BigMoo m16 hours ago

    bruh this is sooo tru in 2020. Don't show up at nobody's house uninvited...I had tears rolling man; brings memories of the '90s

  59. Logan Jones

    Logan Jones16 hours ago

    Old shit again

  60. Italian Troutaholic

    Italian Troutaholic16 hours ago

    MY Nonna loved sanka

  61. Laura Campbell

    Laura Campbell16 hours ago

    How many times can I go back and watch this and still laugh out loud?

  62. C J

    C J16 hours ago

    The Sanka line. Want some Sanka? Classic.

  63. Mark Ross

    Mark Ross17 hours ago

    Sanka...iphone app...I'm crying!

  64. Michele Bologna

    Michele Bologna17 hours ago

    😘 Luv ya, Sebastian! Hilarious 🤣🗽💋❤️

  65. Mariah Masters

    Mariah Masters17 hours ago

    This bit was great and his delivery was fantastic!

  66. southernyankee05

    southernyankee0517 hours ago

    I came from strong Italian family and this is 100% truth !!! Except we served sanka, pizza strips, and always pepper & wine biscuits. The sambuca was always offered with coffee. Lol

  67. haunted girl

    haunted girl17 hours ago

    This is so freakin true , everything he is saying is EXACTLY how my life was growing up with my crazy Italian family! The white socks killed me, the entemans, the door greeting the whole bit. Not to mention me now when someone is at my door. No joke the day I hit the floor and crawled behind the corner, I knew life changed lmao ! BTW Sebastian I am "100% Italian " 😂

  68. Margie Jopson

    Margie Jopson17 hours ago

    Can’t even get people to come over if they are invited now days

  69. adayinthelife54

    adayinthelife5417 hours ago

    1:40 🤣😂🤣

  70. Rosanna Cellini

    Rosanna Cellini17 hours ago

    Sebastian's comedy is non- stop! He is so animated, acting out the motions, while he describes people and situations. He is hysterically, on point. His expressions are priceless. I'm Italian, and can relate to him, on how he grew up, in an Italian household. Lol. Miss those days as kids. Bravo Sebastian! 😄 👍👏👏👏😍

  71. Whol3NothaL3v3l

    Whol3NothaL3v3l17 hours ago

    He probably helps his wife pick out her clothes and is probably the kind of dad that was/is able to pick out cute children's clothes for his kid(s).

  72. deckard43

    deckard4317 hours ago

    Describing my grandma’s house ..Santa..and Sara Lee

  73. Whol3NothaL3v3l

    Whol3NothaL3v3l17 hours ago

    I wish I could have been a part of the scene he described. These days the name of the game is avoid being borderline sexually assaulted. He said they danced without even touching reach other. What a concept! Now we're all stuck in the era of dry humps🙄

  74. CaloxVinx

    CaloxVinx17 hours ago

    this is the longest word in the alphabet pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis LOL Yeet

  75. Deana Bennett

    Deana Bennett17 hours ago

    Sanka lololol. An app....

  76. CFNA300

    CFNA30017 hours ago

    And now we have to worry about whether or not the people ringing the doorbell have medical masks on

  77. J S

    J S17 hours ago

    True. Today, gun in the hand just to be safe.

  78. Robert Hofmann

    Robert Hofmann17 hours ago

    I read the title and did not think *new to parenting.* I thought *exchanging your parents.*

  79. Clint E

    Clint E18 hours ago

    Definitely, doorbell rings, it’s either a murderer or fedex, either way I’m going to door with gun behind my back

  80. Jennifer D

    Jennifer D18 hours ago

    Yes! We are having Halloween and passing out candy