I would do anything to...

...ride into Times Square on a white horse in front of 8,000 people. @Andrea Bocelli

Comments

  1. Mici Boo

    Mici Boo13 days ago

    A horse would never โ€œhitโ€ a human being. In the movie Gladiator is a major flaw the scene when the horse hits and runs over Russel Croweโ€™s son. Andrea Bocelli is in fact blind. But the horse can see perfectly. The horse knows perfectly itโ€™s job or role. They are pretty intelligent animals. I donโ€™t ride no horse tho. In 2003 I had an accident. Raining outside. So we learn how to ride a horse indoors in hangar. Stupid pigeons hit the windows flying making a bump sound. Stupid horses in front of me start jumping around. My one jumps forward. As much as I could tell. I flew forward. Then. He whipped his head backwards just when I was flying forward on his back. I flew forward then backwards from his 1-2sq feet temple hitting bad my 1-2 inches temple on my right. Then I fell down like a rock as he knocked me off with that head bump. I had major concussion. But I was alright. For weeks I had a green black purple yellow large bruises under and around my eye. Itโ€™s not that important to know how to ride a horse you know. I enjoy watching them. I know it was my fault and not the animalsโ€™. I didnโ€™t sit tight I didnโ€™t hold on tight. I didnโ€™t know shit about riding a horse. I was listening the first sentences of the instructor when my head almost came off of my neck midair. It was so intense so powerful like a car crash. As he hit me I went def. It was taking few mins until I could hear again. Bammm and silence. I fell down and I wasnโ€™t out. But I was feeling like Iโ€™ve been struck by a train or... a horse.

  2. SCRATCHING FOR CASH

    SCRATCHING FOR CASH17 days ago

    Please come to Pittsburgh. I donโ€™t care if theyโ€™re serving coronavirus flavored biscuits, Iโ€™m still coming to see you live!!!

  3. Mookyyzed

    Mookyyzed17 days ago

    Get this man his own sitcom!!

  4. Tj Tj

    Tj Tj23 days ago

    Lmao what the fuckuh you doin

  5. Michael Rojas

    Michael Rojas28 days ago

    This guy should be more famous!

  6. philanna38

    philanna38Month ago

    OMG! How much do I love this guy!!!

  7. Lance Lote

    Lance LoteMonth ago

    Why did the joke end so abruptly??? I felt hanging for more.....

  8. dan melenka

    dan melenkaMonth ago

    Very funny guy.

  9. Cathy24601

    Cathy24601Month ago

    Can you imagine getting a lecture from him as a kid?

  10. Christine Salerno

    Christine SalernoMonth ago

    Love ๐Ÿ’ž Sebastian maniscalco and his family, my family came from Sicily and we are very proud of our heritage now we are even more proud we have Sebastian to bring our family origins to the 4front and help take our minds of all our Today's problems. Thank you for being you โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’• ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿค—โœŒ๏ธ

  11. hannah91000

    hannah91000Month ago

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. Rianna Baladez

    Rianna BaladezMonth ago

    โ€œI donโ€™t have any control on the fucking ticket priceโ€. I wonder what thatโ€™s like๐Ÿคฃ

  13. Margaret Mosca

    Margaret Mosca2 months ago

    I love this guy he always makes me laugh

  14. Steve V

    Steve V2 months ago

    The best part, you swear heโ€™s actually on a horse, he nails it so good.

  15. donniecatalano

    donniecatalano2 months ago

    Yeah people that dumb think movies are real, actors are actually doing the stuff that happens in films lol

  16. Ya Ranen

    Ya Ranen2 months ago

    " what the fuck are you dewin " ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

  17. kkossor

    kkossor2 months ago

    So funny! And so true!

  18. Tyler Lin

    Tyler Lin2 months ago

    160 people haters are racist

  19. Jeanne Cameron

    Jeanne Cameron2 months ago

    Funnier than Dave Chappelle I think.

  20. Mark Maiuri

    Mark Maiuri3 months ago

    There's never a time you don't laugh when this man is on stage!

  21. Will Wilberforce

    Will Wilberforce3 months ago

    Funny how on some of his presentations he morphs into Bill Burr.

  22. Matty Daddy

    Matty Daddy3 months ago

    This guy is solid and he seems so comfortable. He knows exactly what heโ€™s doing. Funny shit

  23. Rudy Barraza

    Rudy Barraza3 months ago

    WTF RUDOIN?"I SAW BOCCELI DO IT IN TUSCANY!!!"๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  24. F.A Cafe

    F.A Cafe3 months ago

    You wanna get some ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  25. Mark Chesko

    Mark Chesko3 months ago

    I cannot wait to hear is next stand-up comedy routine on how ridiculous this quarantine was. I'll pay anything to hear that

  26. Nikolay Georgiev

    Nikolay Georgiev3 months ago

    Master at work

  27. A

    A3 months ago

    This guy is my favorite comedian ever since he made it big. He's a great story teller

  28. Joanne Taylor

    Joanne Taylor3 months ago

    It doesn't matter what he talks about, it's always hilarious. He's my go to guy when I need a laugh!

  29. YTjndallas

    YTjndallas4 months ago

    Sounds like Bernie @ 0:25!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  30. Renee Morehouse

    Renee Morehouse4 months ago

    He's fantastic and his beautiful wife, Lana is so cool! Thank you for sharing your gift!

  31. Steven Douglas Carr

    Steven Douglas Carr4 months ago

    It's like his body has an electric current running through it...

  32. Chuck Taylor

    Chuck Taylor4 months ago

    Very original and entertaining, but to me not a laugh out loud comic. There's nothing wrong with that, as he is more a Mark Twain story teller, then an old school comic who make you laugh. Seems a lot of the new breed of comics are more story tellers, unlike Rodney Dangerfield types who just told jokes.

  33. Blake Hunt

    Blake Hunt4 months ago

    Such a treat, always.

  34. Abraham

    Abraham4 months ago

    Now every time i'm going to do something and get caught i'm gonna say "Naaaaaw, i saw Bocelli do it in Tuscany!"

  35. Susan Kiridly

    Susan Kiridly4 months ago

    Thank you for your great humor to give us a short escape from the reality of the pandemic! You are an essential worker in this as well, stay healthy

  36. Thomas Harrison

    Thomas Harrison4 months ago

    What the fuck are you doing?!?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  37. your life is your fault.

    your life is your fault.4 months ago

    No man could last in an eye staring contest against sebastian without laughing?

  38. TheBugJr22

    TheBugJr224 months ago

    Literally ๐Ÿ˜‚ crying.... THE GUYS BLIND!!!! Nobody said SH*T! LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  39. Adrianne Fluet

    Adrianne Fluet4 months ago

    You're awesome

  40. Uncle60

    Uncle604 months ago

    Donโ€™t eat for three days. Haha. How much do you eat? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚